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yo thugs n gangbangers! back once again with another update. Came home last night at around 6 and sadly leaving the house in about half an hour or so. Just to let everyone know, i've managed to change the settings on my blog so everyone can comment on any post, whether you are a member or not. This is clear evidence that my blogging skillz are tight and rad.
Didn't get the opportunity to hit MOS this week, but apparently i get a 4 day break around labour day! I thought i'd whine this entry about my total lack of alchohol intake. I don't condone mass ammounts of its consumption but its been about 2 months since my last beer. Its good to know there are top blokes like jack reed drinking my share, in the kegs he demolishes. MAN jack smashes the piss hard. YEP being in the army has given me the courage to pay jack out but please don't tell him anyway.
Apparently i get a one week break comming up in two months and im hoping to use it to return home to Melbourne. I look forward to seeing everyone if i do!
I've met some intersting personalities while serving the army. THe culture heres really different and it is only in Singapore i can hear a bunk full of asian guys boasting about how well endowed they are. One of my good mates is malay, his name is sulaiman.. or man (mun), hes thought me an array of ways to diss malays although i don't think i really want to try. Most of the guys in my batch are school drop outs or tafe students so you can imagine the ammount of hardcores there'd be.
I've decided to use my blog to educate everyone on singaporean slang and culture. So today for the benefit of my white boy friends we shall start slow.

WORD ONE: LAH
used at the end of sentences to emphasise and asianise a point
E.G - okay LAH
you go to hawker centre buy me chicken rye?
of course can LAH
Word TWO: AH
used again to emphasise and ehhance point
E.G - LIKE DAT AH
i got AH two bricks LAH

hope you feel more cultured. love love